Unicornucopia! Daily. Images are almost always not my own. I try to credit the creator when feasible, but often these images have been so widely shared that I can’t figure out who “owns” them. Let me know if one is yours and is uncredited. Words are mine, except where noted (submissions).Tumblr (3.0; @unicornhaiku)http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tkmdyZvs1r8qau8o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>GrenouilleRibbit</p> <p>Ribbit hopping and popping</p> <p>Amphibians are.</p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/24063224111http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/24063224111Wed, 30 May 2012 07:22:54 -0700amphibians digunicornhai<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3u9khKhvT1r8qau8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m making it my</p> <p>Business to get all up in</p> <p>Your business. Damn.</p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22970417109http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22970417109Sun, 13 May 2012 07:31:05 -0700republicansunicornhaiku<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3l3f9VhLA1r8qau8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The gambler knows</p> <p>Luck is not a four-letter word</p> <p>“God” is, however. </p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22902550158http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22902550158Sat, 12 May 2012 07:18:10 -0700Kenny Rogers Roastersunicornhaiku<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3l2p9pFOE1r8qau8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You are a buddha,</p> <p>American teenager who</p> <p>Frequently tumblrs.</p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22841288379http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22841288379Fri, 11 May 2012 07:29:44 -0700buddhism is 99% self esteem1% wackounicornhaiku<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3s394m6he1r8qau8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Liberals!  It’s like</p> <p>They want equal civil rights</p> <p>For everyone.  WTF???</p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22779629414http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22779629414Thu, 10 May 2012 07:21:07 -0700WTF is one syllablejust go with itunicornhaiku<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pm3fdi051r8qau8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Everyone’s dying!</p> <p>MCA, Maurice Sendak,</p> <p>And you, cheerful friend.</p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22716100003http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22716100003Wed, 09 May 2012 07:31:43 -0700could happen any momentsee ya laterunicornhaiku<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3he9qu8mV1r8qau8o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Leave them behind, the</p> <p>Things that don’t quote float your boat</p> <p>Unquote. Drift away.</p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22652441027http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22652441027Tue, 08 May 2012 07:15:53 -0700buoyancyunicornhaiku<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3hc2rSURC1r8qau8o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Anonymity is</p> <p>Freeing, but at what cost?</p> <p>Only true love, fool.</p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22587749563http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22587749563Mon, 07 May 2012 07:32:18 -0700Phil Mickelsonunicornhaiku<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3hajp4ll61r8qau8o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Who can rewrite them,</p> <p>The annals of history?</p> <p>Let them eat ice cream!</p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22516089284http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22516089284Sun, 06 May 2012 07:32:37 -0700annals lolunicornhaiku<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3h8i8vAQK1r8qau8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Time’s up! Welcome to</p> <p>The only thing anyone</p> <p>Can ever expect.</p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22446210160http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22446210160Sat, 05 May 2012 07:30:34 -0700jesusunicornhaiku<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3h8aa76LM1r8qau8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Fretting!  It ain’t just</p> <p>For musicians.  Everyone</p> <p>Has bad hair days.  Cope.</p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22382809346http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22382809346Fri, 04 May 2012 07:12:35 -0700dealingunicornhaiku<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3da3ctBXJ1r8qau8o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tiresome mortals, with</p> <p>Your tiresome moral dogma.</p> <p>Go and fuck a duck.</p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22320770308http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22320770308Thu, 03 May 2012 07:06:03 -0700sigh of the timesunicornhaiku<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3da01Cz2E1r8qau8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wherefore art thou, O</p> <p>Glorious uni-savior?</p> <p>Right where you left it.</p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22255788161http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22255788161Wed, 02 May 2012 07:01:37 -0700sightiresome mortalsunicornhaiku<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m36c456oGY1r8qau8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A thirsty uni</p> <p>Can drink for days and days and</p> <p>Days, and not be quenched.</p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22193031965http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22193031965Tue, 01 May 2012 07:30:08 -0700thirsticornain't much to rake anyway in the fallunicornhaiku<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m36bw02ZBR1r8qau8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There’s something special</p> <p>On my mind: me!  Be one with</p> <p>My narcissism.</p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22122876161http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22122876161Mon, 30 Apr 2012 07:32:17 -0700Herman's Hermits in an Airport On Their Way to The Menasha County FairUnicornHaiku<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m34iuvnSRA1r8qau8o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Act without concern</p> <p>For your action’s outcomes.  Then</p> <p>You will be present.</p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22048637428http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/22048637428Sun, 29 Apr 2012 07:33:20 -0700Arjuna: get up and fight!unicornhaiku<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m34df61Knn1r8qau8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There are things I have</p> <p>To tell to you.  Here goes: blah</p> <p>Blah blah blah, blah blah.</p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/21977597916http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/21977597916Sat, 28 Apr 2012 07:29:35 -0700jumping the sharkunicornhaiku<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30gejLW6v1r8qau8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>FOLLOWERS: O yeah.</p> <p>Castlevetrano olives.</p> <p>Real talk, so good, wow. </p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/21912806146http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/21912806146Fri, 27 Apr 2012 07:30:58 -0700recollectiondeep truthunicornhaiku<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30fzybjd11r8qau8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>FOLLOWERS! Real talk:</p> <p>I forgot what I was going</p> <p>To say.  How awkward.</p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/21848659120http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/21848659120Thu, 26 Apr 2012 07:31:58 -0700awkwardreallyharsh truths about humanitysee ya later we're all gonna dieunicornhaiku<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30ci19vc51r8qau8o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>War mongers, you have</p> <p>Had your say.  Now please stop it.</p> <p>I really mean it.</p>http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/21783051802http://unicornhaiku.tumblr.com/post/21783051802Wed, 25 Apr 2012 07:31:19 -0700futilitycommon senseunicorn haiku